Pastor Claims His Male Organ Produces HOLY MILK…… Have Oral S*x With Members.

Indeed, we’re living in the Last Days. If you are still in doubt, then maybe you’ve not heard of this #MyOgaAtTheTop Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor who has been arrested for convincing his followers that his pen** contains HOLY MILK.

Even LoyaMilk Ambassador, DonJazzy, is yet to lay claim to such…… Lol.

Our ‘Holy Milk’ supplier Pastor, Picanto had told his followers that the Holy Spirit would secret from his pen** in the form of “sacred milk.”…. (Guess you all know what he meant by “sacred”?)
This pastor said that his pen** was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with the divine milk of the ‘Holy Spirit'”, reports Vatican Crimes.

However, one of Picanto’s numerous church goer stated,

“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the room where the church funds were kept at the back of the church and asked us to have oral s*x with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”. (Excuse me, Holy Spirit through Ejaculation? :-O ).

The good news is that Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is in jail! But the guy no wan carry last!

According to Vatican Crimes, Picanto said that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his ‘sacred milk’.

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