It’s Wednesday People!!!!
The good thing about Wednesday is the reminder it gives that the week is almost over and weekend is near. Yeah, it’s almost Friday!
So what is trending today?
It’s Asat Baby.
Y’all know Asat is a phenomenon and I bet many of you crave his love and attention. However, how well do you know this special character. Here in here, your quest for answers is almost over.
Below are the Asat Facts known to mankind. Asat himself knows a million more:
- Once a cobra bit Asat’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Asat’s dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Asat will not take shit from anyone.
- Asat never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
- Asat cannot be Asated.
- Once Asat got in a fight with superman… the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside
- Once Death had a near-Asat experience
- Asat counted to infinity TWICE
- Once Asat invented a rock that was too heavy even for him to lift. Then he lifted it anyway.
- Asat once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
- The last digit of pi is Asat.
- Asat’s cell no. is 1
- Asat doesn’t talk. His thoughts are fed to the brains of his contacts.
- Asat doesn’t cry. He laughs
- Asat once pulled a building out of a burning building
- Asat is now a verb for “kicking ass”
- Asat can walk on water, and swim on land
- Asat does a push up, he is not pushing himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
- Asat does not dodge bullets, bullets dodge Asat.
- Will Smith’s ‘I am legend’ is loosely based on the life and times of Asat.
- Asat doesn’t ring bells, they shiver when they see him
- Asat Makes Onion Cry.
- When Asat lost his wallet, The world financial crisis began.
- When Asat watches the matrix he doesn’t see a movie, he sees a documentary of his childhood.
- B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
letters before Asat was born.
- When Asat was young his mum rocked him to sleep with REAL rocks!
- Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Asat to die before they attack.
To be continued…………..
There you go. What’s your favorite Asat Fact? Share your thoughts with me in the comment section and let’s have a go at it.
Do have a lovely day. Remember, Asat doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.